Out of the mouths of babes

I was just visiting a fellow blogger, SupahMommy. Her latest post is just hysterical! It reminded me of some of the goofy and off the wall things my kids say. Here's the latest, and probably the greatest to date...

My mom enlists me to go with her when taking my brother back to school. It's a 2 hour drive one way. Ugh!!! I guess Little Dude was trying to pass the time by playing a guessing game.

"Mom, GramMary, guess what's in my pants?"


After almost peeing in our pants and nearly driving off the road, one of us managed to get out a "What?". His response....

"I'll give you a clue. It's squishy!"


Oh, were we in tears! I don't think either of us has ever laughed so hard in our lives! It never ceases to amaze me what comes out of the mouths of babes!

Oh, wait, I guess you would like an answer to what was in his pants. And get your minds out of the gutter!!! It's not what you think! Although that was our first thought. I did just have a conversation about body parts with him. I will save that story for another time because it was funny, too!

So what squishy thing was in the pants of my 4 year old? The stuffed frog he had brought for the trip.

2 comments:

MommyBrain said...

Ha, ha, ha! That is too funny! I can just picture you and your mom having a great laugh at that ... innocent question and clue :)

Shell said...

That is hilarious!