Give it back!!!
Don't put your toys in my food!!!
Move over!!! I'm sitting here!!!
apparently they can't share the couch!
My first thought was "Let the beatings begin!".

Now, I grew up listening to Bill Cosby and he is one funny man. But listening to him after having kids...well it's a whole new level of funny. And there's a lot of truth in what he says!
For example:
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
I guess the real reason that my
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Keep in mind
I have no idea what my natural color is
and if there is any gray,
but if there's not,
my kids will surely give me some!
And to top off the day, we are taking the kids with us when we go to dinner with friends tonight. Wish us luck!!! And if we survive, hopefully one day I will be able to say
"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a
Until next time...
6 comments:
I love Bill Cosby.
Good luck on your night out...
Bill is the MAN. I'll never forget his "Give me chocolate cake" LOL
I love Bill Cosby and loved listening when I was younger..now it all makes sense though!
Good luck with dinner!
I loved listening to Bill with my dad when I was little. Last Christmas I got him a bunch of CD's (update his record albums) to listen to in the car. I have go to borrow those, I am sure I will appreciate them a whole lot more now! I hope your dinner went well.
LOL - Bill Cosby is one of THE most wonderful people in the world and I love him - he is such a riot but SO HONEST at the same time! P.S. I hope your teams won yesterday - thanks for stopping by my blog! Big hugs! Trac~:o)
I love Bill Cosby! His favorite quote of mine is "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!"
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