Caffeine and the Fat Man

Not this fat man...
Peter Griffin


This one...

Santa

I never get into the Christmas spirit this early, but it was light-up night in our neighborhood, so I had no choice but to take the kids to see Santa. I kept asking Little Dude what he was going to tell Santa he wants, and the response I got was....

"The things I want"



Thanks! That really helps me out!


While we were there, GG ran into a lot of her friends, we saw the train, and were given a lot of free stuff. I love free. It's one of my favorite words!!! But Nationwide and their free stuff are NOT on my side!!! An agent ambushed me and asked if I wanted to sign up for a free drawing to win a $25 gift card to our local grocery store. Well, duh!!! While I was signing my life away filling out the form, she was giving my kids candy and whistles. I didn't know she was one of the whistle givers or else I would have ran for my life. Every time I heard one of those things I wanted to shove it down someone's throat. That is after I tore off my ears and picked up the shattered pieces of my glasses. Ya, they were that loud and obnoxious!!!

During the shenanigans we learned a local diner was giving out free hot chocolate. Sign me up for that!!!!! It was really hot, which meant I had to try and drink mine while holding Little Dude's cup because it was too hot for him to drink. Thank goodness GG could hold her own cup! Doesn't it figure that he spilled the whole darn cup!!! Before we left I said I'd take him to Caribou for another cup. I had a coupon for $1 off a large drink so I wanted to get myself a Mint Condition. Their kid's hot chocolate is awesome!!! Whipped cream, crushed Oreos, and it's luke warm. Mint Condition - a cup of delicious coffee, mint syrup, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream. The only problem.....

I wanted decaf


I have enough energy right now to clean the entire house blog all night. But I won't. I just said I could. Big difference. But that probably explains all this rambling. Before I sign off, I have one more thing.


Stop signBig disclaimer time!!!! If you are easily offended by not so nice language, than please scroll down to my siggy and just leave me some love about what you've read to this point.


If such language does not bother you, than go right ahead and watch this video of one of my favorite Christmas songs, courtesy of Monty Python. Just make sure your kids are out of ear shot because I will not be held responsible for the corruption of other people's kids.



And Mom, this one's for you!!!!









Until next time...

10 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

That is seriously one of the funniest videos I've ever seen...but seeing santas ass crack, oh my...thats a sight one should never have to see...lol

peace

Amber said...

That video is hilarious!

Tater Tot Mom said...

I'm was laughing so loud I think I woke up Spencer...crap! That was hilarious!

I've heard so much about this Caribou thing on the blogosphere it makes me jealous that we don't have one!

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

LOL....my friend used to give my son whistles every time he went to her house just to annoy me. She's a friggin' RIOT! I have been planning my revenge for years......

kys said...

Your mom must be some kind of fun to enjoy that video! Whistles mysteriously disappear at my house. Must be a ghost or something......,

blueviolet said...

The video is hilarious! The whistles would have sent me over the edge too!

Amy said...

I wonder if my little one will sit on Santa's lap this year. I think she is going to cry...

Shell said...

I'll have to come back and read it later, as baby boy is in my lap and the other two are about 5 feet away.

It's bad enough that my oldest has been singing "jingle bombs" b/c that is bil's cell phone ringtone.

angie said...

Ha ha ha about the Christmas list. :)

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