Have a Seat

Let's get the bad news out of the way first shall we?

It's Monday


And now for the good news.
Drum roll please!


Meme
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This round is a little challenging. 5 laps I would rather sit on than Santa. Seriously?!? Alright, here it goes.


1. My husband. Like that's a surprise to anyone! And I'm not giving any more of an explanation. I sure you can figure out some reasons.



2. Mrs. Claus. Let's face it, she's completely ignored. I'm sure we've all seen Rudolph. She's the one who gets him to eat and she's the one to make sure he gets in the air when he needs to. Without her, Santa's nothing but a fat man in a red suit. And let's face it, behind most good men is a better woman. Sorry if that offends anyone, but you know there's truth behind that statement. Usually!


It's nothing perverted or anything like that. I just want the Mrs. to feel some love, too.


And by the way, DO NOT Google "Mrs Claus". I didn't post a picture of her for a good reason!



3.
Oz

Yes, that is the great and powerful Oz. Altho I guess what I'm really looking for is this guy...


Oz

I mean, he's the one who actually has a lap to sit on.


But, the great and powerful Oz can make things happen. I mean he's the one who got Dorothy home right? Oh crap, that was Glinda! Ok, maybe I'm looking for her to sit on. The point is I need to sit on someone's lap who can make magical things happen. I need to have a heart to heart with such a person so they can make bad things go away. Bad things like cancer, especially when it effects people I know. Like Jaden, who thankfully is playing at home. And like my friend Marie, who is not doing as well as Jaden. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers please.


Ok, now that I'm sure I made at least one person pull out the box of tissues, I'll apologize and move on
before I start bawling, too.


4.
Mickey Mouse I love Mickey and I always have. If I was sitting on his lap right now, that would probably mean I am in Disney World. It's the happiest place on Earth and I desperately want to go back there! Like now, not in July. I don't recommend that. There's a whole boatload of truth behind "it's not the heat, it's the humidity"!


5.


teddy bear
A giant, 3-foot tall teddy bear. All I gotta say is, doesn't that look like the best spot to curl up and take a nap?! Especially on a Monday!



And now I must go prepare for the invasion on the little people. Why, oh why did I volunteer to help at the Santa shop at GG's school???


If you don't hear from me, please send help!!


Until next time...


12 comments:

Miss. Candy said...

Have a great time at the Santa Shop! Love your list, the Oz, LOVE IT!! And you are right, poor Mrs. Claus is so overlooked!!

BJ_Mama said...

Preach It for the Jolly Ol' Mrs!

Shell said...

Aw, what a sweet and funny list. I used mine as an excuse to drool over hot men, though.

Melissa said...

Awww, very sweet.... except now I feel like a big tramp because of my list... :-)

Mommy Lisa said...

Wow. Your list is better than a hot man list any day!

Come to my blog today - my daughter is in a holiday photo contest and we can use the votes. Voting ends 12/8 at 9am central

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I love the Mrs. claus!!

Kmama said...

I love your take on the theme. Great list!

Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

I love your list.

Raising Z said...

I LOVE your list. I too had a hard time with this one :) I love that you included Mrs. Claus, she does need some love.

Chelly said...

Love your list!! Very cute.

I kinda wish I had decided to work at the elementary school's santa shop here this year... Kids bought things that will probably be thrown in corners because non bought anything worth anything to anyone lol.Oh well.

Steven Anthony said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nice list, very sweet;)

MaeRae said...

I just saw the picture of the giant teddy and wanted to take a nap. I can't stop yawning now...thanks for the dream at work.