Quite possibly the grossest present ever

Christmas presentsThe kids got plenty of these for Christmas.

In fact, there are still some toys I have yet to put away, while others still need batteries.

I think Santa should have put some rechargeable batteries under our tree, but that's beside the point!





While sorting through the last remaining pile o' stuff, I came across what could possibly be one of, if not the grossest present in the history of mankind.


Toy penguin


Yes, it's a penguin. I'm sure you're probably wondering how this can possibly be a gross present. Let me explain...


The top of Sir Penguin's hat flips open and he can be filled with whatever candy your heart desires. What came with this toy are brown jelly beans. The flavor of said jelly beans? I was afraid to ask, let alone taste!

As you can see Sir Penguin also has a scarf. The ends of the scarf trail down his back. One of the ends acts as a lever. When you push said lever....


TA-DA

Pooping penguin


Pooping Penguin!!!



I'm not sure about you but any toy that poops food makes me not want to eat. That must be an adult thing because a 5 year old little boy could care less!



Grossest present ever


And just so you know, apparently Sir Penguin farts out of the poop hole as well. Oh the joys of having a little boy!


Until next time....

20 comments:

Terry said...

The toy I saw that did that was a cow...not sure what holiday THAT was for!! The penquin itself is cute...maybe diaper him??

blueviolet said...

But it's the absolute perfect toy for a boy!!!!

Oka said...

now I will skip breakfast

singedwingangel said...

OK I would be one of the purchasers of that product. Not just for my kids either. I have one of those families that would have great fun with him.. like pull my finger fred my mom gave my cousin 2 years ago. A curmudgeonly old man who farts when you pull his finger and attempts to blame something else.

Brittney said...

ewww how gross!!!

Mellisa Rock said...

My boys would have loved this!

Erin said...

I seriously had to see this post complete w/ its photos to believe it's a REAL bona fide toy. Whoever came up with this crap (pun intended)? Surely it was a MAN !
LOL

Shell said...

My boys would think that was super cool!

Kmama said...

LOL! My niece has a barbie dog that poops too. Blech.

Lisa said...

I have a couple of nephews that would love that.

By Word of Mouth said...

I bought pooping reindeers for my nieces, my Mother has yet to recover!
Wonder what the cow was for ... can't imagine what they will do with Cupid since that our next holiday! lol

Adoption of Jane said...

haha i luv it!

Nichole said...

I think you've stumbled upon a great diet plan...
If we could only eat foods that were pooped out of a penguin, we'd all be thin in no time!
Ick!

Amy said...

that is pretty funny and gross. Sorry a great channel was taken away from you.. Have a wonderful night..

Kim H said...

LOL My neice got one similar for Christmas. Hers was a dog. Urgh - dog poo! Yum!

Tiffany said...

Happy SITS day!

Have you ever visited www.whydidyoubuymethat.com? This would be the perfect thing to put on that site. too funny!

Michelle Saunderson said...

Oh boys definitely like that stuff.

LisaDay said...

Ha, ha, ha. Pooping penguin. Too funny. Apparently also funny to a girl who grew up with two brothers.

Happy SITS Day.

LisaDay

Tanisha Rankins said...

That's so funny! My family would welcome that kind of gift! LOL!!! But we're so quirky that way! Enjoy your SITS Day!

Nicole Rivera said...

That penguin is hilarious! I am not sure I would be running to eat from it either, but I sure would be demo-ing it for anyone who would sit still and watch!
...for some reason, I don't think I would be AS amused if it were a cow, as Terry mentioned here in the comments!