In fact, there are still some toys I have yet to put away, while others still need batteries.
I think Santa should have put some rechargeable batteries under our tree, but that's beside the point!
While sorting through the last remaining pile o' stuff, I came across what could possibly be one of, if not the grossest present in the history of mankind.
Yes, it's a penguin. I'm sure you're probably wondering how this can possibly be a gross present. Let me explain...
The top of Sir Penguin's hat flips open and he can be filled with whatever candy your heart desires. What came with this toy are brown jelly beans. The flavor of said jelly beans? I was afraid to ask, let alone taste!
As you can see Sir Penguin also has a scarf. The ends of the scarf trail down his back. One of the ends acts as a lever. When you push said lever....
I'm not sure about you but any toy that poops food makes me not want to eat. That must be an adult thing because a 5 year old little boy could care less!
And just so you know, apparently Sir Penguin farts out of the poop hole as well. Oh the joys of having a little boy!
Until next time....